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Q - So are you like, a real shop and stuff, or just a website?
A - We are both a real shop and a real website, if you come into our shop
you get the benefit of our lovely faces to look at and you can rifle through
our stock with your grubby little mitts and have intelligent conversation
with our wonderful staff, if you use our online store you get the benefit
of being able to shop at leisure in your underpants.
Q - How long will my stuff take to get to me?
A - Unless you order it on a Sunday when we're down the pub, or Christmas
day then we endeavor to send out orders the same day that
we get them (by first class). If it's something that is currently out
of stock then it may take a little longer to get to you.
Q - What are your opening hours?
A - We are usually open from 11am till 5.30pm Monday to Saturday. Unless
we oversleep that is, but that's pretty rare! Oh, we're closed on Wednesday because we're oddly traditional with stuff like that.
Q - Can I have a job?
A - The short answer is no, because we don't need anyone just yet. The
long answer involves algebra, a meandering storyline thick with romantic
sub-plots.
Q - Why are Rikki Flag and Andrew Culture so devilishly handsome?
A - Well it's a combination of years of eating badly, sleeping in vans,
being on tour, enjoying the occasional tipple and
competition level
pie eating. Oh we thought you were taking the piss! We are of course
devilishly handsome because our parents were all devilishly handsome!