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Q - How long will my stuff take to get to me?
A - Unless you order it on a Sunday when we're down the pub, or Christmas day then we endeavor to send out orders the same day that we get them (by first class). If it's something that is currently out of stock then it may take a little longer to get to you.
Q - Can I have a job?
A - The short answer is no, because we don't need anyone just yet. The long answer involves algebra, a meandering storyline thick with romantic sub-plots.
Q - Why are Rikki Flag and Andrew Culture so devilishly handsome?
A - Well it's a combination of years of eating badly, sleeping in vans, being on tour, enjoying the occasional tipple and competition level pie eating. Oh we thought you were taking the piss! We are of course devilishly handsome because our parents were all devilishly handsome!